I WASN’T JOKING WHEN I SAID I’D FIND OUT WHO TOOK MY DAMN NAME. 

Whoever took it, you don’t understand how much that name means to me. If you even knew why I adore that name, you’d give it up in a second. It’s part of my favorite rapper’s name, Krizz KALIKO. I bet you feel real dumb now. 

All I had to do was search “Kaliko GW2” on Google images and two people came up. I know it was one of you two. 

I will find you.

You will be doomed for life.

Sincerely, 

The real Kaliko

6 hours of time not spent playing GW2… 

My life is in ruins.

I want to play as my Kaliko. D: 

what time does GW2 BWE3 start? I’m in America, East coast… Someone please tell me. I’ll send you hugs and more hugs. ‘

/smacks self

Figured it out! 

Spam time.